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We Don’t Need a Break, We Need One Another

“Do you even love me?” As soon as the words left my lips I wanted to take them back.  What if he said no? Why would I ask a question that I clearly wasn’t ready to hear the answer to.   My husband and I are nowhere near perfect, but we have always been…together…best friends…there. […]

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The Brighter Side of Bad Me

I am not a perfect parent.   Some days I don’t even know if I am a good one!  My guess is I hover around the mediocre range most of the time.  My meals are eh, my Pinterest projects are nightmare inducing, I have a potty mouth and my husband and I squabble right here […]

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Politics and Princesses – Small Town Fight from Within

Heroin and opioid addiction is rotting small town America from within. It’s not just an inner-city problem, and we need to face that fact. It seems like the hurt just keeps coming for small town America.  The same people who voted for President Trump’s promises of a better America might now be realizing that those […]

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Hump-Day Laughs on Red Tricycle

Happy Hump Day from this sexy beast!   Here is your mid-week dose of funnies that I have recently done for the Red Tricycle Publication. http://redtri.com/celebrate-good-times-come-on-funniest-family-vacation-photos/ http://redtri.com/epic-sledding-fails-that-will-make-you-never-hit-the-slopes-again/ http://redtri.com/your-kid-ate-what/ http://redtri.com/onsies-that-will-make-your-baby-the-baddest-on-the-block/ Work Your Abs Out…From Laughing   Enjoy bitches!     Being A Wordsmith

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The Verbal Bags of Bullshit That We Carry

Remember back when… Back when your mom caught you smoking one of her Virginia Slims on the back porch? Back when you gave her the lip one too many times about your “dumbass” curfew? Back when she owned your ass… All moms have their bag of bullshit sayings and threats and believe me I am […]

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My Life Is Crap: The Joys Of Potty Training Twins

No really, it is literally crap right now. We are in the thick of potty training our twins, and it has been an entire month of human feces and tears… my tears, not theirs. Why did this seem so much easier with my first two daughters?  Oh right, because it WAS easier.  The first reason […]

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Who Needs Fresh Water Anyways, Apparently Not The Trump Administration

Donald Trump seems to be following the timeless March mantra of “In like a lion.”  He recently proposed the slashing of The Great Lakes funding by 97%. Well there goes the neighborhood. And by neighborhood I mean my neighborhood. I recognize that there are environmental injustices everywhere, but this one is happening in my backyard, […]

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Raising Twins: Say Hello to Cuteness and Goodbye to a Whole Lot of Other Stuff

The twin experience is unlike any other. Being a mom to twins I can tell you first hand that there is nothing cuter, more rewarding and interesting than watching your little genetic mutations evolve into people. Yep. Nothing better. And nothing harder. I’m probably not supposed to say that or admit that, but it really […]

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Our New E BOOK! A Writer’s Badass Guide: Branding, Blogging and Social Media

fI can not even begin to tell you all how thrilled I am to present to my glorious subscribers and readers Suburban Misfit Mom’s first e-book, A Writer’s Badass Guide: Branding, Blogging and Social Media written by Nathalie Laitmon and MEEEEEEEE! Many moons ago the lovely Nathalie Laitmon, Suburban Misfit Mom founder, and I were having […]

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Monthly Funnies on Red Tricycle and Then Some

Dearest readers Red Tricycle has put up with me for yet another month!  20 more posts, 20 more laughs.  Here are the first seven to enjoy this weekend. Kids That Need Some Hide and Seek Practice Mealtime Dreams vs Mealtime Realities Tests That Earned An A For Hilarious Answers Parenting Wars: Mom Moves Versus Daddy Doings […]

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