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Our Summer Bucket List That Never Happened

Right about now the better moms are finishing up their summer bucket lists. Social media says so.  They are spending their final summer days baking pies, constructing fairy houses and making one last trip to the beach to fly handmade kites.  Good for them.  They rock. I however am not doing any of those things […]

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Being at the Beach is Pure Bliss…unless you are me friends

I want to love it…Who doesn’t want to relish in the sand and the surf while watching their children frolic on the beach building sand castles?  This mom just cant do it friends, because being at the beach is pure bliss…unless you are me!   Just in terms of personality I am just not a laid […]

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Hey! Let’s Go On Vacation…When Vacation Doesn’t Feel Like A Vacation

Disclaimer- This post is going to make me come off as an ungrateful suburban housewife who should be thankful for the family vacation that she is currently on.  Don’t Care.  This mom is tired, hot and crabby, so you all have to deal with the wrath.   The worst parts of vacation are… 1. The […]

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Dear Vacation Prep…Let me tell you, you are one nasty bitch!

Follow my blog with Bloglovin Vacation Prep is a nasty nasty bitch friends…   It is 10 am on a Friday morning and I am already sweating my ass off hiding in my bathroom with the laptop.  We leave for vacation tomorrow.  A fun filled week at the lake with my four little girls, two […]

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The great bat infestation of 2015

This little tale does nothing if not illustrate how I can work myself up into a total hot mess over pretty little things…like a tiny little bat. Friends I bring you The Great Bat Infestation of 2015…   Late last summer the hubs was out doing his football fantasy draft and I was tucking the […]

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Taking the kids to the pool…and trying not to drown yourself

Taking kids to the pool can be a blast…or a complete disaster.  One happens more often than the other friends…     We belong to a swim club because were super duper fancy these days.  Kidding.  Sam and I are about the most “unclubbiest” of people that you will ever meet.  Nonetheless our oldest daughter is […]

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